Thursday, September 02, 2004

Zell to 'Burn in Hell'

A huge shout out to Michael King for his entry on the London News Review's bash of Zell Miller's speeh.

If there is a hell, and most likely Zell Miller believes in such a thing, then Democratic Senator Zell Miller is going to burn in it. Spin hotly on a giant griddle. For something close to eternity.

Oh yes, siree. He is going to burn in hell.

And the chances of hell existing have just skyrocketed, because if God exists then he's no kind of God unless he quickly fashions a hell for Democrat Senator Zell Miller to burn in. And even if the universe exists without a God, as many would contend, it is far from beyond the inarticulate power of this vast mass of galaxies, nebulae and planets to create - within itself - a dark and steaming corner where Mr. Zell Miller can dwell, for eternity, in unspeakable pain. We can call it hell or we can call it Georgia. Just so long as Senator Zell Miller suffers in it.

So - yes - Senator Zell Miller is a very bad person.


What crap!

If George Bush Jnr
wins this election it will be because the great American public applauds him for
being staunch and unthinking - and if that's the case, well, we might as well
all take off our clothes and wade out into the ocean and start gulping down the
brine.

Well, hope the water's warm. . .

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